Apr. 3, 2017

Potato chips or Jason Momoa? Hmmmm.

Four of the best products that Nutrisystem has to offer:

>Ravioli Formaggio, which is ravioli stuffed with white cheese covered with a tomato sauce.

>Stuffed Shells, which is the same as the Ravioli Formaggio, except that it is two large shell-shaped pasta thingees that are stuffed and covered with a tomato sauce.

>Whole Wheat Ricotta Crepes, which is the same as the Ravioli Formaggio and the Stuffed Shells, except this is stuffed into crepes and covered with, yes you guessed it, tomato sauce.

>Double Chocolate Caramel Bars are crazy good!  [Note to self: Do not order these again, because I am not worthy.]

NS item to never order again:

Turbo Shakes are supposed to help you through craving times, but let me tell you…. they suck.  They taste a lot like Slim Fast, which is chocolate water with a vitamin smell, and they leave a bad taste in your mouth that lingers for a good while, and you might end up eating a couple of Double Chocolate Caramel Bars to get rid of the icky taste of the turbo.  [Note to self: Seriously, do NOT order the Double Chocolate Caramel Bars ever again.]

 This has been a good week, because I ordered all the stuff that I knew I liked.  There was no, well let me try this turkey and stuffing meal with mashed potatoes on the side.  The picture looks good!  Yummy yum!  I take the tray out of the box, nuke the thing, pull back the plastic film, gasp from the funky smell and then debate whether I should even try it.  But I think, hey, I spent money for it, so I give it a try, and sure enough, it tastes exactly how it smells, horrid… plus infinity times two.  And, I ask you, seriously, how could they mess up mashed potatoes?  Oh, I guess that happened when the gray turkey was placed on top of them, they were stuffed in a box, put in storage and then shipped to me.  It makes sense.

 I went on YouTube and found a couple of women doing videos about their Nutrisystem experiences.  That’s pretty cool.  I’d like to do that, but you’ve got to have special equipment to do it.  It would be fun though.

 I don’t know if this is a problem or not, but I eat hot air popcorn every night.  Do you think that’s too often?  Of course, I’d prefer to make my own oil/buttered recipe popcorn, but that would be way too many calories.  Anyway, I’ve actually learned to savor hot air popcorn’s styrofoam-like texture and tastelessness.

 You wanna know what I want?  What I really, really want?  It’s something I want just a nana wee tad bit more than I want Jason Momoa?  A large bag of Lay’s Wavy Potato Chips.  Now, if I could have both of those things, I would never ask for anything else ever again for the rest of my life.

 I weighed this morning and lost one pound, so I’m at 205 now.  I wasn’t very excited about that, but my PT Becky told me that sometimes weight loss shows in measurements, not in lbs.  So I checked out my waist measurement, and I lost 1”!  I’m happy with that!

 Thank you for reading my sweeties!  I really do love you guys!