Eeyore is cool
Here are 5 thoughts...
Thought 1: Usually Big Macs are all in disarray, the buns aren't stacked evenly, the meats are falling off, there's lettuce all in the bottom of the carton. Know what I'm sayin'? Well, the last Big Mac I had was as if an OCD person, like myself, had put it together. Everything was stacked up and was even, there was no lettuce in the bottom of the box, even the pickles were spread out. I was amazed. Now keep in mind… it doesn't matter to me if a Big Mac is straight up or falling apart, I'm gonna eat the sucker.
Thought 2: What’s the big deal about hazelnuts? They’re in lots of things now. I’m not a big fan of ‘em. My tastes lean more towards cashews, almonds, and walnuts… and pistachios… pecans are okay…
Thought 3: What are the odds of there being a jazz dancing funeral taking place, on an episode of a TV program, whenever there is a run through the streets scene in New Orleans? 100%.
Thought 4: I love the end of The Duff, when they’re having prom, and Bianca enters the gym in her cute dress, and Robbie, the guy that she likes, sees her, and he’s all like WOW, and then he chooses, the quirky, funny, adorable, speaks her own mind, cute girl, instead of the self-centered, cruel, spoiled, beautiful girl.
Thank you for reading. You're an awesome person, unless you're not, and in that case I'm just blowin' smoke up your skirt. Love you guys! Remember, you're never alone, call your Mother, and if you're ever in Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.