Jan. 31, 2017

Snarky Jill - venting


This is Snarky Jill comin’ at ya, and I need to vent.  So if you don’t want to hear me being negative, don’t read any further.  You have been warned.  Here goes…

Okay, get this. I'm looking for a parking space at Walmart, and there is a grocery cart in the way, causing people to have to go around it.  This lady is walking toward the cart, and I'm thinking that is so sweet of her to move it out of the way for us.  Well... she walks up to the cart, gives it a hard kick, and continues walking toward the store never looking back, while the cart makes a big circle and ends up where it was.  Why?  Why would she do that?  I was like whaaaa?

During the same visit to Walmart and I'm still looking for a parking space, I see a close one!  When I get to the space, I find a grocery cart smack in the middle of it.  Why?  Why would someone leave it blocking a parking space, so that no one can park there, unless they get out of their car and move it?  Why?

Driving along, I've spotted 3 OFOP's, and one of them was a female.  OFOP stands for "Old Fart On a Phone."  It's like... the truck in front of me is going 35 mph in a 50 mph.  I finally get the chance to pass them, and I see that it's an OFOP, totally oblivious to everyone around him.  Some people can't talk on their phones and drive at the same time.


On a funny note, like maybe "Fa,"... I'm driving along, and notice a van driving in and out of traffic.  Suddenly the van is gone and I say, "Where did that van go?"  LoL!  Get it?  Van go?  You know, the one-less ear guy?  Never mind, you needed to be there.

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