#1 Whew, I'm happy it didn't say loser. Winner winner chicken dinner!
(2) On Zoo and Criminal Minds, who's flying the plane? "Up in 30."
3: You know the birds that hang out around cows? I wonder if they converse with the cows? Bird:"How's the family, the calves behaving?" Cow: "Hey, while you're standing on my back, could you scratch a little to the left? Have you seen Agnes' pile of dung? It's impressive!"
>4 I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom, before the internet… I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either. -author unknown-