Feb. 8, 2016

the stupidest

The advertising team who came up with the puppy/monkey/baby idea, should be admitted to a nut hut immediately.

When recycling, did you know it is not a good idea to smush milk jugs with your barefeet?

You’re standing around talking to a group of people, and in the group is a guy that you like.  Would it be bad etiquette to walk up to him and give him your best kiss?  I’ve always wondered how he would react and what the others would say.

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.  If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.  –unknown--