Jan. 25, 2016

chicken

What do you see?

Have you ever watched "The Haunting of...?" It's a show about celebrities who have had paranormal experiences. The story could be told in 5-10 minutes, but they stretch it out to an hour!  *yawn*  I watched Valerie Harper's spirit experience. She's such a sweet, vibrant person. It’s evident that she has a bright happy soul.

To the person who is riding my bumper… I will not go faster because you are doing this.  If you want to go fast, go around me.  If you can’t go around me, take a few deep breaths, put on some calming music and relax, cause I’m not getting a ticket for you.

When I order chicken tenders at a restaurant, I wish they’d remove the tendons.  They’re icky.  Was wondering… why don’t they call ‘em chicken tendons?  Chicken breasts aren’t called chicken breasters.

"You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!" --author unknown--