Gwen pregnant? we all knew it
Someone told me that Gwen Steffani is pregnant. Did I not foretell this? Yes I did. But we all knew it.
Some of the worst sounds ever: Of course, fingernails on a chalkboard…that’s a given. Styrofoam touching anything is a bad sound. When the girls on Two Broke Girls speak. Also, the voices of Kristen Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey. Then, I’m going to go with Jim Carrey’s “the most annoying sound in the world.” You member Jim Carrey. He’s married to Jenny McCarthy, the girl with the perfect body and the perfect ba-zong-as. No wait, sorry. She’s now married to Donnie Wahlburg… well, at the moment anyway. Do they have babies together?
Do any of you out there watch “Finding Bigfoot?” What the heck is wrong with you? If Bigfoot had been found, don’t you think everyone would have heard about it? Just like on finding a ghost shows, all that can be said is, “Did you hear that?” Let me clarify something, if you are a family member or a close friend of mine (that’s a fantasy I have), and you watch Finding Bigfoot, then you just go on watching it. There is nothing wrong with you. But you other people…what the heck is wrong with you! I have to capitalize Bigfoot before my spell check will recognize it. Hmm.
Please be honest with me here people. The girl pictured is gorgeous, there’s no question about that. Now, since she is so gorgeous, does it add to her gorgeousness that she is touching her toes together? Just wondering… seriously.
“Never use your favorite song as an alarm.” -author unknown- [If You’re Going To San Francisco was my alarm… I changed it.]