Jan. 7, 2016

sorry mom

You look at your socks and panties ("Sorry Mom." – underwear), with their holes and stains, and decide it’s time to buy new ones.  So, you buy new ones.  Do you ever save the old ones, because you fear there might come a time when all the new ones will be dirty, and you won’t have any socks or underwear to wear?

Someone told me you can’t start a sentence with ‘and’ or ‘but.’  I did a tiny, wee, iddy biddy bit of research on the topic and found that you can.  But there are certain situations when it is appropriate to do so.  Also semi-colons are to be used when you have a long sentence with one or two commas in that same sentence.  But let me tell that someone and everyone who is reading… I’m old, and those who know me know......I don’t give a ratz ars.  "Sorry Mom."

I’m thinking maybe I should change the name of my blog to “Sorry Mom.”

When a light bulb goes out, why do we feel the need to shake it?

“If you are not happy where you are, move.  You are not a tree.”  --author unknown--