Oct. 2, 2015

More blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda

 When I was a kid, if you told someone "You're smart," that meant that
 they were pregnant.
 
 If you said that you liked or loved something, your friend would say, "Then why don't you marry it?" We learned that from Pee Wee Herman.

During roll call, when the teacher called out a student's name and that student was not at school that day, it was like,
Teacher: "Where is Sally?"
Students"She's dead."
 
In New Zealand, after a meal, if you say, "I'm stuffed," that means that you're pregnant.  My friend told me that, and she knows because she visits her relatives who live in New Zealand. So there.
 
Did you know that when someone asks you where something is and you don't know where it is, that you're supposed to say, "It's a bit of a mystery?"  AND, you must say it with a British accent.

 Insite into me:  "It isn't that I'm not a people person.  I'm just not a stupid people person." - unknown -