Jun. 30, 2015

From the same driving school

Have you noticed on the weight loss TV programs when the contestants are heavy and they get weighed, the emcee will say, "You weigh-in at 250 lbs."  But when the contestants are not heavy any more, they say, "You weigh 150 lbs."  I don't care for that.

I feel that long intros to songs are banta fodder.  Get on with the song.

I believe that some young drivers of today are rude and inconsiderate, because they all attended the same driving school, run by a self-centered road hog.

Breyer's gelato commercials tick me off.  Picture it -- a mom and dad in the kitchen making yummy sounds while eating gelato.  Their young son comes in and wants some, and they won't share, because they want all the gelato for themselves.  I would enjoy smacking both parents.

 

I leave you with something Will Rogers once said -- "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in his car."