Jun. 18, 2015

Naughty bits

When you swig an ice cold soft drink and it burns so good as it goes down, then you taste it again when you belch.... that's cool.

Have you ever wanted to scream at the top of your lunges, just to see how it sounded?  I'd like to find somewhere I could do that and people not think I needed help.  Wondering.... why do they always say "at the top of your lunges" when screaming is mentioned?  I'm too lazy to research it. Thought maybe one of you would.

Peanut butter is my kryptonite. 

When did we decide that we can't eat a hamburger without fries?

Why would the paparazzi follow the Kardashians around?  They have a TV show on 24/7.  Plus, once you've seen Kim's naughty bits, why would you care where she ate dinner?

I leave you with a quote from an unknown author:   "If friends were flowers, I'd pick my nose first."