Table for one
When I went on vacation and ate at a restaurant by myself, I brought a tablet and pen with me. I pretended that I was a food critic and reviewing the place. When the waitress would leave my table, I would scribble in my tablet. You should seriously try this. You get really good service, cause they think they're being rated. Hey! Don't judge me! I'm alone, gotta get my jollies somehow, no matter how lame.
I'm so over those people who drive cars with the dark windows! I don't know if they're smiling at me or mooning me!
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay, they love me here.